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thefingerfucker: new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpoliti...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:31:02 -0500

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

simpaticonebula: 2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:51:40 -0500

simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:36:20 -0500

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:06:24 -0500

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

thearchangeltrickster: the-absolute-funniest-posts: davidsreality: laughing-llama: Plot twist:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:58:00 -0500

thearchangeltrickster:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

davidsreality:

laughing-llama:

Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting

Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I can’t tell if this is them being sarcastic assholes or not

robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:55:53 -0500

robcoindustries:

see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art

sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:52:41 -0500

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:51:20 -0500

that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingstha...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:37:22 -0500

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

yerawizardbec: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:34:03 -0500

yerawizardbec:

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

Do. It. Now.

"The devil doesn’t exist. Satanism is about worshiping yourself, because you are responsible for your..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:30:31 -0500

“The devil doesn’t exist. Satanism is about worshiping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil. Christianity’s war against the devil has always been a fight against man’s most natural instincts- for sex, for violence, for self gratification-and a denial of man’s membership in the animal kingdom. The idea of heaven is just Christianity’s way of creating a hell on Earth.”

- Marilyn Manson (via zgdxqbtwrh)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:27:34 -0500

muffystopheles: oliverrclothesoff: mariwannna: princesslifesty...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:24:58 -0500

muffystopheles:

oliverrclothesoff:

mariwannna:

princesslifestylechoices:

calmingmanatee:

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

Hysterical panic attack trauma sobbing about this right now oh my god this is everything.

everyone needs to see these!

I’m already obsessed with bunnies. This just killed me.

COFFEE! BUNBUNS!

hoodrach: wartortles: im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:17:02 -0500

hoodrach:

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

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Mon, 13 May 2013 06:05:20 -0500

manjolras: we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:47:48 -0500

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

Update, I guess

Sun, 12 May 2013 04:21:18 -0500

So, I haven’t been on much recently, as I’ve spent the last three or so weeks partying with a new group. I honestly think they’d get along great with my roommates, were it not for the excessive drug use. I mean, I’m not to be excluded, by any means, but I’m the innocent one of the group. I’m the only one who doesn’t do coke, or whippets, or K, or xanax, or…. You get the picture. But we have so much Gorram fun. I don’t know if I can keep living like this, but I damn sure want to try.

But, on an extremely fun note, these last two nights at work, there’s been a guest show. They brought in a BDSM show. The performers, Candy and Kyla, are so fucking gorgeous. I’ve known Candy since I started dancing, but Kyla’s from out of state. With them, they brought Kyla’s fiance, Michael. Now, I give that background for the simple fact that I might be able to go home with the group of them. Here’s hoping. So far, I’ve had fire on my hand, arm, stomach, breasts, and neck, and I’ve had candle wax dripped down my breasts and stomach, and my ass is bruised from Candy’s riding crop. And that’s just what’s been done in public. If I get the chance to go home with them.. Fuck. Just, fuck. I’m just going to go now, before I get more excited.

I miss you guys, though.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 01:12:36 -0500

stimfresh: hahaha accurate

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:49:20 -0500

stimfresh:

hahaha accurate

jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group...

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:29:30 -0500

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.